Some Engrish
“I think if you can cooperate with simple packing because of earth resources protection”
“Only use for check the number of visitors and correspond to the disaster.”
Archived entries for
The Fuuuuture
I joke about living in the future, but I think it’s truer than I realized.
My appliances are smarter here. It’s impossible to overcook noodles, because my stove turns off when the timer goes off. My toilet warms my tuckuss and everything that CAN be motion activated is.
(below is an example of the parking garages – your car is delivered to you when you’re ready to leave. I believe they’re marked by barcode on your parking pass?)
Not only that, but the people are nicer. While their true intentions are unreadable to an outsider, they’re fairly willing to help when prompted.
There’s been a bicycle abandoned for an entire week in the park by my house, presumably because there’s a flat tire. An unlocked, unmanned bicycle has been sitting for an entire week in a park. Just think about that for a second.
In short, I thought about stealing this bike. I’m not sure that I’m ready for the future.