Seoul [Part 3]
Let’s recap. We’ve gotten safely to Korea, explored a bit, and have a pretty good grasp on the city.
Or do we? While it’s as touristy as it gets, I think the best way to see a city is from above. So exactly how bit *is* this place? We take a cable car up the mountain, hike up a few flights of stairs and then take a $5 elevator ride up to the top of Seoul Tower where I can wash my hands in style.
This is is a view towards the northwest. It continues like this in all directions:
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And then the adventure begins.
Our plans for the morning included bumming around the city, perhaps eating some lunch that was sold from the back of a vehicle. (check.) The afternoon plans get a bit trickier. We’re going to find a brewery I heard, about on the other side of town.
First, we have to take a train. The train system was fairly similar to Tokyo, so with map in hand we headed out. On our 45 minute ride across town the craziness began. This woman was pulling a card up and down the train aisle selling foodstuffs. You’d think she would have a captive audience, but there didn’t seem to be any takers.
Then this handicapped and homeless man came up to me and started yelling and tapping my feet and drawing on the ground and making just terrible noises. I didn’t handle the situation properly. I jumped up on the chair and crawled over him. Escape. He went down the isle of the train car and did this to almost everyone. Most people didn’t flinch – maybe this is common.
Okay. Now it get tricky. My directions say to get off at a particular trainstop and go out exit #8. What happens then? Well, I thought it would be obvious. What was obvious (in retrospect) is that I got us lost in a new city, and started feeling rather down about it. Ever the intelligent boy, jon had an idea. We found a kinkos and logged onto their computers.
What. Would. We. Do. Without. Internet.
After wandering around this neighborhood for 30 or so minutes, we figured out why we couldn’t find the brewery – it had CLOSED! (For the record, it should have been 10 steps from the train exit that I wrote down.) Luckily, they had another location about 2 miles away! My spirits lifted by an ingenious husband and some ginseng candies, we set out to find it.
Really, it was quite incredible both that we made it and that it was open. I have to say though, that it was the weirdest brewery ever. It was so dark it was like a nightclub. Black walls, little red lights on the table, projection tv. Pretty good beer.
Now, I know this is weird. And as you know, I have no shame in taking pictures. This is the coolest bathroom evar. Its a CIRCLE! with red tiles! and a mirror on top!!
And to close the story, I started stalking a respectable Korean woman. See, I remember Rachel telling me about these red-soled shoes. Apparently only Christian Louboutin makes shoes with red soles, so if you happen to be wearing them everyone around knows you’re rich. This woman walking ahead of me had them! If could I was *stalking* her, so i couldn’t get a good photo. But rachel, i totally thought of you:


































